Really? A bird smuggler with his illegal live cargo strapped to his crotch? Sounds like some sort of thrill junkie to me, with just a little sexual oddity added to spice up the game. But then, once you see the provided image of his “pigeon pants”, it’s clear this is not some extreme sex pervert but something else again entirely. Nice plug for Adidas man-tights!

pigeon pants

Man caught with pigeons in his trousers